Who needs a reason to buy anything at all, when you can have cryptic, too-witty-by-half collection descriptions that leave you questioning the very nature of brisk walks to the bank and time well spent?
SYNTH GRAPH
a center front view portrait, 2012, photograph of a beautiful puerto rican female model with light blue hair wearing streetwear, patchwork oversized graphic print with pink and red and black text and graphic prints, denim shorts ripped, black high top sneakers, walking down Manhattan in the 2000s, highly detailed, brooklyn buildings. lowres, cropped, jpeg artifacts, bad anatomy, text error, worst quality, amateur, multiple, gross, weird uneven, disfigured, kitsch, ugly, oversaturated, grain, low-res, Deformed, blurry, bad anatomy, disfigured, poorly drawn face, mutation, mutated, extra limb, ugly, poorly drawn limbs, missing limb, blurry, floating limbs, disconnected limbs, malformed hands, blur, out of focus, long neck, long body, ugly, disgusting, poorly drawn, childish, mutilated, mangled, old, surreal, ugly, tiling, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn feet, poorly drawn face, out of frame, extra limbs, disfigured, deformed, body out of frame, blurry, bad anatomy, blurred, watermark, grainy, signature, cut off, draft